The Quotes of Captain Compassion

"You must realize that at its inception and in continual practice marriage is simply a license to fuck. Without this and the resulting children the institution of marriage would not be necessary nor would it exist." -- Captain Compassion 

"Any event, regardless how improbable, once it has  occurred becomes inevitable." -- Captain Compassion

"If the good of the individual is considered in all things then the good of the few and the good of the many will be considered as well." -- Captain Compassion

"There are no races only racists who profit from illusion and deception." -- Captain Compassion

The liberal is the child. All things are new, all things are possible. All is kindness and lovable little puppies. The Conservative is the father who whispers in the child's ear that most things have been tried, possibilities have problems, kindness is expensive and lovable little puppies may turn into mean ugly dogs.
-- Captain Compassion

If you know a Tyrant is evil but yet prefer inaction over action then you yourself are evil. -- Captain Compassion

Abortion on demand. Where the policies of the left serves the ends of  bigotry. -- Captain Compassion

Taxation is a tool of Socialism that magically transforms my money to our money. -- Captain Compassion

Mankind is the only creature on the face of the earth vane enough to feel that others of his species owe him a living. -- Captain Compassion

You can never redistribute wealth only poverty. Because of the  natural inequities of man and the nature of wealth it is impossible for all men to be rich. It is possible for all men to be poor. Just ask any Socialist they can tell you how. -- Captain Compassion

I suspect that the problem is not with those that believe that there is a heaven above but with those that believe that there can be a heaven here on earth. -- Captain Compassion

"Long term commitment in relationships is only necessary because it takes so damn long to raise children. Marriage may well be some kind of trick to keep the males around beyond sexual satiation." -- Captain Compassion

"The only good Terrorist is a martyred Terrorist." -- Captain Compassion

Christianity is indeed flawed as with all the philosophies created by man. However I suspect it has brought infinitely more comfort and meaning to the lives of humankind then all the forms of atheism.--Captain Compassion

The left lacks a sense of history. All events seem new and frightening. Without history they cannot see events in context. Without the context the future is filled only with their worst fears. They forget that the ugly twisted shape at the foot of the stairs is the raincoat that they discarded only yesterday. They are children. -- Captain Compassion

The problem with atheists is that they are smart enough to ask questions but are too dumb to realize that the answers they get aren't necessarily universal truths. -- Captain Compassion

"Guilt is the way the weak seek to steal your soul." -- Captain Compassion

"The Conservatives pine for the good old days and tend to hang on to the 
stuff that works. The Liberals pine for the Utopian days that never were and can never be. All in all which of the two is more realistic?" -- Captain Compassion

The nice thing about web porn is that the pages don't get sticky. -- Captain Compassion.

"There is no mathematical symbol for belief." -- Captain Compassion

The unexpressed goal of Kyoto is to make the entire world the third world. -- Captain Compassion

The term liberal or conservative have little meaning when you are talking about tyrants. Those that are oppressed and enslaved care little of the political flavor of their oppressor. To those who are the victims of despotic democide any distinction is moot. -- Captain Compassion

Conservation seeks to husband and protect the resources of the earth for the current and future benefit of mankind. Environmentalism seeks to protect the earth from the effects of mankind for the current and future benefit of tax free environmental organizations. -- Captain Compassion

"Gotta love the left. Life isn't a right but death is." -- Captain Compassion

"Not the we, us or them. Poetry is only the I and the me. The only thing as selfish as poetry is taking a shit." -- Captain Compassion

"There are those that walk the earth who feel the common nature of mankind is stupid, selfish and mean. Those of this class feel that it is their responsibility and right to hold dominion over this vast rabble through oppressive governance. They may be called Communists, Socialists, Fascists or generally Tyrants. In this country we call them Democrats. Their motives are seldom altruistic." -- Captain Compassion

"What everyone really wants is to love and be loved. Beer may be a substitute." -- Captain Compassion

"All great human endeavors involve selfishness. Without selfishness mankind would still be spending most of it's time picking lice off of each others heads." -- Captain Compassion

"Modern state educators are teaching our children to be stupid then giving these same students classes in self esteem so they will feel good about it." -- Captain Compassion

The Atheist will tell us of all the horror that religion has visited on Mankind and there is truth to what they say. However they fail to tell us that for each atrocity committed in the name of religion there are a million lives given meaning for existence and comfort in times of trouble. Atheism seeks to affirm the negative and offers little towards enlightenment or comfort for the common masses of man. Atheism is Nihilism. -- Captain Compassion.

"Ignorance is inexcusable when knowledge is just a click away." -- Captain Compassion

"When governments attempt to force beliefs and actions on individuals against their will then at some point in time guns may become involved." -- Captain Compassion

"Capitalism allows the individual other options beyond that of being poor." -- Captain Compassion

If women were allowed to carry guns then the incidence of rape would decline. I suspect that Democrats and rapists would be against this.-- Captain Compassiion

"It's the nature of man to fuck with nature." -- Captain Compassion

"Scientific predictions, based on statistics based on computer models. 
Now that's real science." -- Captain Compassion

"The state will wither away only when the human population of the earth approaches zero." -- Captain Compassion

"Marriage is a social institution for the perpetuation of the species. Anything else that marriage is or can be is only vanity." -- Captain Compassion

"Climate is merely a bunch of weathers chained together". -- Captain Compassion

"Race is really only important to racists. Rational people discount it." -- Captain Compassion

"Socialist leaders seldom starve. That right is left to the people." -- Captain Compassion

Never in the history of the world has there been a state that did not have at it's core it's own self interest and survival. Any state that were to do otherwise would soon fall prey to external forces or internal chaos. -- Captain Compassion

The world population now exceeds 6.5 billion people and not one of them are the result of a gay union. Gays are those that have opted out of the game of life. -- Captain Compassion

"Nothing can be done by the US that would decrease the Xenophobia and envy of the rest of the world short of national suicide." -- Captain 
Compassion 

"The wants and needs of "everyone else" does not create an obligation in me to sacrefice my life and fortune for their benefit." -- Captain Compassion

There may come a time when the CO2 police will wander the earth telling the poor and the dispossed how many dung chips they can put on their cook fires. -- Captain Compassion.

It is generally a bad idea to make deals with Terrorists, Communists or Democrats. It is easy for these kinds of folks to rationalize treachery.-- Captain Compassion

Compassion would also include teaching how the world really works to children. -- Captain Compassion

The most evil position is to justify one evil with the evil of another. This is the position of an amoral child. -- Captain Compassion

"The length of a war is not as important as who wins." -- Captain Compassion

Global Warming research never fed a hungry child. -- Captain Compassion

What makes predictions of a coming climate catastrophe any different 
than the Christian view of the coming Apocalypse? What color horse does Global Warming ride? -- Captain Compassion

Generally people with personal belief systems that some how elevate them above their fellow man and endow them with some sort of moral or ethical power to impose their brand of truth over others are dangerous. This could include Christians, Moslems, Socialists or global warming cultists.-- Captain Compassion

The current theory among the "higher minded" is that Mother Earth is a benign, nurturing and unchanging environment for all her creatures. They also believe that all geologic and climatic history began around 1979 and that any event that threatens Earth's creatures is unprecedented and has been caused by humankind who is thought to be some form of extra terrestrial virus. Their proof of this is in their computer models and the words of their prophet Al Gore. -- Captain Compassion

"The answer is: 12,345......... The question is: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin." -- Captain Compassion

From a statistical point of view there is only accident. There are an infinite number of things that haven't happened. -- Captain Compassion.

GW seems to be some kind of new age grand unified theory. All natural  phenomena that have an adverse effect upon humanity now can have an explanation and someone to blame. Humans generally and Americans specifically. -- Captain Compassion

Prescience is not science -- Captain Compassion

The Second Law of Thermodynamics guarantees that there are no free lunches. -- Captain Compassion

"Global climate change is real: And it has been for over 4 billion years." -- Captain compassion

"The fact that there are numbers with a value other than zero may be the only proof of God." -- Captain Compassion

In a socialist economy the state owns the means of production and distribution of the shoes you wear. In a communist country the state also owns the shoes and the feet that are in them. -- Captain Compassion

It is not as important to know the mind of your enemy as it is to know their location. -- Captain Compassion

By "free thinker" I mean those that would label themselves as such after many years of public education, familial, media and peer influence. They fail to realize that their thoughts are no more free then those of the most pious river Baptist. Reason trumps self delusion.-- Captain Compassion

Science that lives by anecdotal evidence dies by anecdotal evidence. -- Captain Compassion

Just as the profoundly religious find the work of God in all of nature the global warming cultist finds the hand of man as central to all natural events. -- Captain Compassion

"The primary purpose for the existance of Homo Sapians on this planet is to multiply. If any God, philosopher, scientest or book has informed you otherwise then they are mearly trying to take your mind off the task at hand" -- Captain Compassion.

The Captain always hopes for the best but plans for the worst. In order to save the earth and themselves some won't drive, some won't eat meat, some pray to new age gods and some scream from street corners. The Captain collects guns.

Celibacy in healthy human beings is a form of insanity. -- Captain Compassion

If the precautionary principle were to have been applied throughout human existence then mankind would still be picking lice off each others heads. -- Captain Compassion

Constructivism and relativism have made uncertainty a certain thing. Truth now belongs to those with loudist mouths or the biggest guns. -- Captain Compassion

Science doesn't look for "truth". Science looks for verifiable and falsifiable empirical results. Truth is left for the mystics and the priests. -- Captain Compassion

All causes are natural. That is unless you believe in the supernatural. -- Captain Compassion

Environmentalism is a form of latter day savagery. When the rains don't come the first response of both the environmentalist and the shaman is the desire for there to be some sort of sacrifice. -- Captain Compassion

When you feed things like animals and governments they tend to sick around, grow fat and become a general nuisance. -- Captain Compassion

The best you can say of any scientific, law, theory or hypothesis is not that it is true but that it has yet to be proven false. -- Captain Compassion

I am not worried about those who search for truth. I am profoundly concerned about those who have said they have found it. -- Captain Compassion.

If you accept the accuracy of Catastrophic Anthropocentric Climate Change then you must accept and advocate the end of human kind. -- Captain Compassion

Any truely rational individual will reject all theories, philosophies, Political plans or belief systems that limit personal freedom or limit personal options. Altruism not being a general human trait, self sacrifice must be considered a form of insanity. -- Captain Compassion

Repeat after me. Carbon is your friend. -- Captain Compassion

If you ask me to sacrifice then I must ask you to whose benefit is this sacrifice to be made? You? The state? The future of humanity? Mother earth? God? Any sacrifice not for personal goals is insanity. -- Captain Compassion

"In the best of all worlds your accountants are Jewish, your lawyers are Wasps and all your friends are Italian." -- Captain Compassion.

If you want me to tell you about the climate of the 21st century ask me on the dawn of the 22nd century. -- Captain Compassion

"More people have predicted the end of the world than there have been actual ends of the world. Know that of all those that have prophesied some sort of apocalypse be they priests, prophets, politicians, scientists or sages, have a team and individual batting average of zero." -- Captain Compassion

In addition to many periods of short term global warmings and coolings, such as the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice age, the last 2 million years have shown at least 17 periods of glacial cold inter spaced with relatively short periods that were somewhat warmer. Although science cannot say with certainty what caused these periods of climate change it can be safely said that these changes were not brought on by the fluctuation of atmospheric CO2 levels nor the activity of human beings. So now you tell me you have a new theory that explains the current slight warming over the last 30 years but is not applicable to any other period of climate change. Before I can accept your theory you must first explain to me why all the other periods of climate change are different than the current period of climate change even though previous climate change is not completely understood. Then you must provide me with empirical evidence beyond mere computer programs and the general uninformed consensus of technocratic sycophants. -- Captain Compassion

The predictions of computer models of climatic conditions decades in the future has the same probative value as the Book of Revelations in the Bible. -- Captain compassion

Lacking a parallel earth where all variables can be known and controlled it is hubris to believe that a computer can be a accurate substitute. -- Captain Compassion

If of my own free will I give my money to the poor then the poor are the beneficiaries of my compassion. If you take my money and give it to the poor then I am a victim, you are a thief and the poor are your accomplices. -- Captain Compassion

If you disagree with the theories and dogmas of Marxism or Scientific Socialism then you are a tool of Capitalist interests. If you disagree with the theories or dogmas of Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming then you are a tool of Capitalistic interests. Notice a pattern here? -- Captain Compassion

In the bad old days of western imperalism we brought the message of Jesus Chrict to our brown and yellow brothers and sisters and now the message from the west is one of green sustainable growth. The result may be the same. Serfdom. -- Captain Compassion

At some time in the future there will be basically two kinds of people. Those that eat GM foods and those that starve. -- Captain Compassion

In my wildest imagination I can not believe that the American people would willingly agree to limit their energy use so that China and India can have cheaper energy prices. -- Captain Compassion

Current hysteria over projected global climate by global warming true believers is not the child of reason. -- Captain Compassion

The major role of scientists today is to comfirm the beliefs of those who pay for the science. -- Captain Compassion

Current Warmist dogma goes something like this: "Even though the issue was hyped and the science fudged wasn't it for a good cause? Even if there is only a small possibility of these things happening isn't that reason enough for us to enslave humanity?" -- Captain Compassion

For good or for bad the crowning achievement of our lives for most of us are our children. -- Captain Compassion

At some point in life you start doing more things for the last time then you are doing for the first time. Try to put this off as long as you can -- Captain Compassion